So there you are. You’re sitting alone, in the privacy of your apartment. Something you see on television, for some reason, makes you think “Hm. I wonder if I know all the words to ‘God Save the Queen’?”
Before you even realize what you’re doing, you suddenly find yourself standing in the kitchen, hands either folded primly at your waist or making some dramatic gesture while you’re singing ‘God Save the Queen’. The pros? Well, you just proved that you do know all the words to the English national anthem, for some reason. The cons? You just stood in your kitchen all alone singing a national anthem. Even worse, this was on your day off: this was how you ended up spending a portion of your free time. That’s even more embarrassing then dancing around your apartment singing show tunes. At least a scene like that sometimes happens in rom-coms. And dancing around singing mainstream music? Thanks to ‘Glee’, people might judge you for NOT doing it.
But no. You chose ‘God Save the Queen’. Whether this shows you’re secretly a monarchist, or simply have an uncanny memory from all those Remembrance Day services you’ve attended, we’ll never know.
To make a long story short, I had a very uneventful Saturday.
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